Monday, February 26, 2007

Printable Cold Sores




Nowhere in advertising is the gap between natural beauty and manufactured perfection more apparent than on subway posters. As we wait for transportation, we are unwillingly assaulted by larger-than-life representations of supposedly beautiful salespeople. The large scale of these ads and their extremely close proximity to the viewer offer up more than perceived intimacy, however... they give us the chance to see the mechanical flaws designed to correct their physical flaws.

Why don't we just see them for what they are? They are regular people just like us, they just have a team of retouchers waiting at the ready.

Printable cold sores allow us to take action! Bring these people back down to our level, and tell advertisers that you don't agree with their message. How can you help? It's easy...

1. Download the printable cold sore sheet. This is optimized for use with 1" x 2 5/8" Avery Easy Peel Clear Mailing Labels, #18660.



2. Print it out on a transparency sticker sheet.



3. Tag an subway poster that seems appropriate.



4. Document and submit to printablecoldsores@gmail.com
5. Repeat.

*NOTE: Tagging subway ads is illegal! You can make your point simply by documenting your work, removing your stickers, and submitting an image. I am in no way responsible for your actions, I am merely presenting a theoretical solution to a real-world problem.

90 comments:

Danny Eagle said...

You're a motherlovin' genius, God bless you.

Anonymous said...

Yes, agreed!! You are a mother fucking genius. Goddess bless you! I think I'm gonna cry.....sniffff!!!

Mehh!

Mr. Staples said...

http://www.ekosystem.org/photo/11322

About three years ago. Still, a great idea to be brought back!

Anonymous said...

Great stuff...

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_aDpmfAzxI&eurl

wexmap said...

I don't know, its weird to use people with herpes as an antidote to manufactured image....

the stickers DO take people out of their usual realm of experience, but there has to be a better way

KeenEye said...

FANTASTIC! Now I need some stickers of hairy moles and pimples.

idle. said...

Wow, that is really quite a great idea. Inspiring, to say the least. Thanks.

:D

Ben said...

i look like that, why cant people in subway ads?

Mikaela said...

Flippin' brilliant...!

Anonymous said...

Hey,
I'm doing an article on the way street art is branching out, is there an email address where I could contact you about this to ask some more questions?
E. Mortenson

Geek Graffiti said...

for submissions and/or questions:

printablecoldsores@gmail.com

thx

Wormbrain said...

This is magical!

cheekie1969 said...

can you make a cellulite one???
i love this so much...i salute you

Punk Sergeant said...

Great website! I can't wait to see some pictures

Genre Comedy said...

Can these be used as chancres if there is a nice low cut jean shot? I'm not sure the difference.

jbontrager said...

omg! yes!

Anonymous said...

how about pimples and SNOT
I'm in tokyo, will email pics stay tuned.

Anonymous said...

you should cut out the middleman and just become a photo retoucher yourself... then plot for years to take down the whole system when they least expect it... what ever happened to a good old fashioned sharpie marker mustache??? gotta love std's...

Anonymous said...

wow, your parents must be proud of what you have done with your life. lets print up some "your a fag" stickers and put them on your forhead to protest god for creating you. moron

Anonymous said...

A. I assume you mean "You're a fag."
B. If I were wearing that sticker, it wouldn't really be an insult to me now would it? (Because I would be wearing it, and you would be reading it... get it?)
C. My parents are dead.
D. It is OK to be a fag.

Nuno Coelho said...

lol AWSOOME i want soooooome!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey you guys...culture jamming is lame. Just...thought I should tell you.

Anonymous said...

Great copy of East Eric work.
http://www.ekosystem.org/tag/herpes

graffiti said...

Ah ah ah What a nice idea !
Let's trys this in the Paris subway :)

Peace
Keusta

EastEric said...

got damm sucker!!!!
i was making this in 2001 2002, check this :http://www.ekosystem.org/tag/herpes
the kit is at the museum of bellerive in lausanne ,and there s a book called"esthetik and violence" it s inside get a clue ...and die motherfocker !!!!
XXX

Anonymous said...

are we likely to see any photos of people taking up the challenge anytime soon?

Geek Graffiti said...

Props to East Eric for having a similar project in the past. When I researched this concept, I did not come across his work. You can view his work at:

http://www.ekosystem.org/tag/herpes

It is quite good, and even though he called me a "motherfocker", requested that I "get a clue", and insinuated that I should "die", I still recommend that you check it out.

One major difference between the two projects, aside from the visual and aesthetic, is the intended audience, and the manner in which I am making my work available. I have made it easy for you (the veiwer) to download and participate yourself. The project isn't really about me taking credit for anything, because, after all, the statement is only effective if many people take part. I have chosen to release it open source, DIY, and anonymously for this reason.

8 billion people on the planet, some of them are going to have similar ideas, East Eric. I've got enough ideas floating around that I don't ever feel the need to steal yours, or anyone else's.

Anonymously yours,
Anonymous

Makkumba said...

Wow, thats great. But...
uhm, the download link is expired.
Could you please dupload it again.
Pulease!


(i know, i know iam a lazy bum)

Anonymous said...

Yes, the download is expired. Could you please repost.

You have brought me joy on a cold wintry day.

Geek Graffiti said...

The download link has been refreshed... sorry about that. Let's see some photos!!!!

mike rember said...

you might want to look at the following

www.uglystickers.com

alprazolam online said...

I have the pleasure to visiting your site and is so interesting and
can help so many people.
Iif you suffer of these symptoms: in back, head, of muscles or some another pain doubt not in contacting us. We are crdrx.com the best pharmacy online. You can buy Lortab and Hydrocodone at http://www.crdrx.com

the waving cat said...

hi geek graffity,

seems like the download link has expired again - reckon you could refresh it once more?

Cheers!
Peter

EclecticFloridian said...

May I suggest PhotoBucket? It's free and you won't have to keep re-activating the download.

Cool idea! I even love the way it irritates ... er ... certain people with no sense of humor (they seem to be ignorant, too).

Geek Graffiti said...

Download link has been refreshed!

Peter said...

Yay - Thanks a lot, g.g.!

Anonymous said...

Take a minute to think how this makes all of us that suffer from frequent cold sores feel. This is more like everyone pointing out our disguesting flaws than culture jamming.

Anonymous said...

small ugly and efficient - i like to use it - thanks for great stuff!

the link don´t works today...

Max said...

Brilliant.

I suppose.

glibster said...

"Printable Cold Sores" would be a great name for a punk band.

kizarillo said...

WHY WOULD YOU EVER CONSIDER PUTTING THOSE STICKERS ON YOU?
WWW.BLACKWHITEANDYELLOW.COM

ste faaan said...

this is great! :))

Anonymous said...

shit! download expired, I missed out. Can someone upload this file to a space that does NOT expire?! much appreciated!

Anonymous said...

yeah same here a new link to the downloadables would be great

Geek Graffiti said...

Download link should be permanent now. :)

Anonymous said...

link isn't working.......anyway we could get it going again.....Toronto's Subway ads need some herps

Anonymous said...

I'd suggest to change provider for the file download, it would always be expiring too fast since you've been telled as a home page story on one of the two most important italian general newspapers website: (http://www.repubblica.it/2006/08/gallerie/spettacoliecultura/herpes-manifesti/1.html)

cheers

KEN RODGERS said...

Inspiring blog. I liked it alot.
http://thedailysportspage.blogspot.com/
Kenny Rodgers

All Blog Spots said...

nice blog

free ps3 said...

Thanks for the nice post!

Viagra said...

Cheap Canadian Pharmacy - generic online pharmacy. We offer most important pills.

Anonymous said...

phetermine

http://phetermine.awardspace.com

Anonymous said...

I have the pleasure to visiting your site. Its informative and helpful,
you may want to read about obesity and overweight health problems,
losing weight, calories and "How You Can Lower Your Health Risks"
at

http://www.abcweightloss.net

Anonymous said...

hey,

if you get this message, i tried to download the file and it doesn't work...i love this idea and want to try it...could you e-mail the file...bareket@yorku.ca

thanks!

stephane n said...

Hey, the files are indeed impossible to download ! Give it back ! we want to stick it !

Anonymous said...

Please please please sort the link out for these!!!! I MUST have them!!! xxx

Anonymous said...

If you need guaranteed and professional help the best way is use this site paydays. Quick and easy loan in drawing up and low interest. Fast, easy, no fax.

james said...

Simply great stuff.Great work pal!!
One of my friend is suffering from serious Cold Sores problem.Whenever he applys any cream to it,water starts coming out.What shall he do?
james

james said...

I surveyed a lot on cold sores treatment.Check out the resource cure cold sores
what do you think about it?
When my freind apply cream to cold sores,water-pus starts coming out.How should my freind stop the pus problem

james said...
This post has been removed by the author.
Anonymous said...

I have some Gold secrets regarding Chinese farmer if anybody interested. mini storageIt’s pretty neat and I’ve been using it a while and got awesome results. Check me out if you’re interested. Moving companyI have no problem sharing.Pullers

Cold Sore said...

This printable cold sores bring to my mind those popular sticky tatoos. Just wear it and throw it!

Anonymous said...

buy dramamine, buy dulcolax, buy echinacea, buy effexor, buy elavil, buy emsam, buy erythromycin, buy estrace, buy etodolac.

buy evista, buy exelon, buy famvir, buy feldene, buy female viagra, buy femara, buy flagyl er, buy flomax, buy flonase, buy flovent.

buy fluoxetine, buy foradil, buy fosamax, buy furosemide, buy geodon, buy ginseng, buy glucophage, buy haldol, buy herbal phentermine, buy hoodia gordonii.

buy hoodia, buy hydrochlorothiazide, buy hytrin, buy hyzaar, buy imdur, buy imitrex, buy imodium, buy imuran, buy inderal, buy indocin.

buy isoniazid, buy kamagra, buy keppra, buy l-arginine, buy l-carnitine, buy l-glutamine, buy l-taurine, buy l-tryptophan, buy lamictal, buy lamisil.

buy lanoxin, buy lasix, buy levaquin, buy levitra, buy levothroid, buy lexapro, buy lipitor, buy lisinopril, buy lopid, buy lopressor.

buy lotensin, buy luvox, buy maxalt, buy meclizine, buy medrol, buy melatonin, buy metformin, buy methotrexate, buy mevacor, buy micardis.

buy mircette, buy mobic, buy motilium, buy motrin, buy naprosyn, buy neurontin, buy nexium, buy nitrofurantoin, buy nizoral, buy nolvadex, buy norvasc.

I am Jamie Sue! said...

I don't know exactly where this printable would fit on my site (printable pranks, maybe?) but it is AWESOME. You should make other printables for defacing property! :) Then I could blog a whole entry on you! LOL.

theprivatepharmacy.com said...

lol crazy idea, I'm wondering why there is only one post?

legal action??

Jetson Koh said...

I have been sufferring from painful & ugly cold sores for the longest time of my life. My skin is always itching & peeling & I alway shy away from the crowd. The turning point come for me when I found the miracle myth that changes my life!!
cold sore Dr

viagra said...

As you access the website http://www.viagraforce.com , you would definitely get to known the whole array of supplementary benefits provided by the drug and after getting hold of specific details such as viagra prescription, Viagra medication, Viagra side-effects, Viagra precaution etc., it becomes easier for you to treat your erectile dysfunction with the medicine.

shan said...

Dear friend,
If you would like to finally rid yourself of the painful, embarrassing cold sores that seem to be controlling your life and your peace of mind, then it's very important you read this letter...
What you're about to read is going to shock and amaze you.
But it will also make you mad as hell, especially if you're a person who has tried many things or spent a lot of money on all the supposed "miracle treatments", without experiencing any major relief.
Here's why:
My name is Gary Townsend, and up until the last 2 years I suffered immensely from nasty, painful, and embarrassing cold-sores (also known as Herpes Simplex Type 1).
It was a miserable time. A time where my embarrassing cold sores seemed to rule my life and completely rob me of any possible speck of happiness and all hope of possibly being able to lead any kind of 'normal' life.
So believe me when I say...


http://paydotcom.com/r/61050/shaboom/21264984/

http://shaboom-health-fitness.blogspot.com/

Mercy said...

Exceedingly cold conditions can also trigger an attack of asthma. When one gets the attach, what you need to do is to take control of it. You should learn what triggers the condition in your different cases. Whatever the cause, try as much as you can to avoid it. It is always good to carry some asthma medications with you wherever you go. These include inhalers and tablets, whatever your doctor recommends for your case.


Mercy Maranga Reports on Health and Fitness issues. Visit Her Site here for more information on cold sores and its management HERPES

plasma tv said...

black mold exposureblack mold symptoms of exposurewrought iron garden gatesiron garden gates find them herefine thin hair hairstylessearch hair styles for fine thin hairnight vision binocularsbuy night vision binocularslipitor reactionslipitor allergic reactionsluxury beach resort in the philippines

afordable beach resorts in the philippineshomeopathy for eczema.baby eczema.save big with great mineral makeup bargainsmineral makeup wholesalersprodam iphone Apple prodam iphone prahacect iphone manualmanual for P 168 iphonefero 52 binocularsnight vision Fero 52 binocularsThe best night vision binoculars here

night vision binoculars bargainsfree photo albums computer programsfree software to make photo albumsfree tax formsprintable tax forms for free craftmatic air bedcraftmatic air bed adjustable info hereboyd air bedboyd night air bed lowest pricefind air beds in wisconsinbest air beds in wisconsincloud air beds

best cloud inflatable air bedssealy air beds portableportables air bedsrv luggage racksaluminum made rv luggage racksair bed raisedbest form raised air bedsbed air informercialsbest informercials bed airmattress sized air beds

bestair bed mattress antique doorknobsantique doorknob identification tipsdvd player troubleshootingtroubleshooting with the dvd playerflat panel television lcd vs plasmaflat panel lcd television versus plasma pic the bestadjustable bed air foam The best bed air foam

hoof prints antique equestrian printsantique hoof prints equestrian printsBuy air bedadjustablebuy the best adjustable air bedsair beds canadian storesCanadian stores for air beds

migraine causemigraine treatments floridaflorida headache clinicdrying dessicantair drying dessicantdessicant air dryerpediatric asthmaasthma specialistasthma children specialistcarpet cleaning dallas txcarpet cleaners dallascarpet cleaning dallas

vero beach vacationvero beach vacationsbeach vacation homes veroms beach vacationsms beach vacationms beach condosmaui beach vacationmaui beach vacationsmaui beach clubbeach vacationsyour beach vacationscheap beach vacations

bob hairstylebob haircutsbob layeredpob hairstylebobbedclassic bobCare for Curly HairTips for Curly Haircurly hair12r 22.5 best pricetires truck bustires 12r 22.5

washington new housenew house houstonnew house san antonionew house venturanew houston house houston house txstains removal dyestains removal clothesstains removalteeth whiteningteeth whiteningbright teeth

jennifer grey nosejennifer nose jobscalebrities nose jobsWomen with Big NosesWomen hairstylesBig Nose Women, hairstyles

Tom said...

Wicked idea, love it!
Found your blog when I searching for cold sore information on Google and was pleasantly surprised to see something humorous amongst a sea of remedies, medicines and cures! Good job.
I also found another blog which is pretty informative about cold sores and has a nice layout. It's quite simple and to the point, and well it helped me out. Here's the site:
How To Get Rid Of A Cold Sore.

搬屋 said...

搬屋公司
搬運
搬運公司
Moving company
House moving
搬屋
搬屋公司推介

crystal said...

品牌串口服务器
串口以太网
串口
以太网
串口服务器
串口通讯服务器
串口服务器厂家
串口网关
串口转换器
接口转换器
嵌入式设备模块
终端服务器

cici said...

OBO
OBO避雷器
避雷器
防雷器
电源避雷器
德国OBO防雷器

tom said...

网络电话
软交换
中继落地
众方VOIP
IPPBX

lily said...

PVC商标
PVC软胶
PVC胶章
PVC滴胶
PVC礼品
PVC钥匙扣
软胶礼品
滴胶
滴塑
胶章
鞋花
钥匙套

Xmen said...

New way of contribution ?
See my graffiti blog

Web Hosting Delhi said...

great graffiti, thank you.

Peter Jackson said...

Much Interesting.

Buy Imitrex

Anonymous said...

link to printable stickers is dead!

off to plaster Milano, the city of fashion, with them! (with no link will try to make my own)

書簽 said...

風水, 茶文化, 瘦身, 青荷, 快樂, 禮儀, 美白, 往事, 感覺, 減肥, 癌症, 旅遊, 未解之謎, 命理, 水晶, 未來, 女人, 養生, 月子, 投資, 美甲, 泰拳, 風水, 風滿樓, 玉門關, 瑜珈, 心境, 幸福, 藍田, 梅花, 天涯, 黃金, 外幣, 玫瑰, 海岸, 芳草, 長空, 春水, 霜葉, 秋水, 藝術, 紫羅蘭, 風水, 憂傷, 時尚, 健康, Mould, 傢俱

Anonymous said...

永遠支持妳^^

千千靜聽最新版|Foxy免費音樂下載|迅雷5下載|Emule繁體中文版|Rmvb轉檔|Wma轉Mp3|BitComet|pdf轉word|Kmplayer繁體中文版| Rmvb播放程式下載| 影音之星| foobar2000 繁體中文版|directx9.0免費下載|adobe reader 8.0下載|flash player 9下載|photoimpact下載|NOD32 3.0下載|Kaspersky卡巴斯基下載|諾頓防毒軟體|pc cillin 2009下載 |skype中文版下載|msn8 1正式版下載|qq最新版下載|彩虹QQ下載|pps網路電視下載|uusee網路電視下載|生份證產生器|黃金價格|winrar免費下載|無蝦米輸入法|lf2強化版下載區|威力彩中獎號碼|酒精程式120下載|nero免費下載|you tube中文版|音樂轉檔精靈2007

seller said...

wwwwwwwww cwwww

Flerkin McBlerkin said...

Now that's just silly!
Online Backup

sandra said...

Generic Viagra is used in the treatment of Erectile Dysfunction (impotence), but it is not a cure. Impotence can be caused by a number of factors, either physical or psychological. Viagra can help maintain an erection but it will not stimulate arousal.

SundayRose said...

Propecia the first and only pill to treat Androgenetic Alopecia, was developed to treat Male Pattern Hairloss in the vertex (top of head) and anterior mid-scalp area. Propecia is proven to maintain or increase hair count in most men.

Dr.smith said...

It is definitely easier to find out informative tidbits on the erectile dysfunction drug Viagra by inserting the keyword “Viagra” in the Google search tool bar. You can also log into theResources section of the website http://www.buy-viagra-with-us.com, and obtain comprehensive Viagra information.

123 123 said...

Nice article as for me. It would be great to read more concerning this topic.
BTW check the design I've made myself London escorts

D'r kepler said...

FDA approved mens health medication viagra is not a drug to be taken lighliy you should read all about the pros and cons regarding the medication before you buy viagra!